This shirt pulls no punches—just like you. Featuring the no-nonsense slogan “Your Therapist Can’t Fix a Water Pump, Bitch,” it’s a call back to grit, skill, and fixing things with your hands—not your feelings. Made for those who know that talking never tightened a bolt. A Bronven staple for the mechanically-minded hardass.
Product Highlights Fit Type: Regular Western fit, crew neck Style: Sarcastic / mechanic humor Material: 100% cotton, pre-washed for a vintage black finish Graphic: Bold white distressed print text Mood: Defiant, humorous, hands-dirty mindset Occasion: Father's Day, garage wear, ranch life casual
